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Announcement

No idea how it happened but I’m 31. An old bastard still doin the same tricks. But this past weekend I was called out. While at a house party with a black and white theme, someone called me a “NARC!” There it was… The official announcement that I was old. From this point forth I will not stay past my welcome at a party where the only person I know left 1 hour prior.

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3 Responses to “Announcement”

  1. Danny Eagle Says:
    December 1st, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    Jase, Happy Birthday you old bastard. There’s nothing wrong with enforcing the law, seriously, these younguns need some DISCIPLINE and PRINCIPLES and other IMPORTANT ADULT THINGS in CAPITAL LETTERS. I hope you’re still doing the same tricks in another 31 years.

  2. Fergberries Says:
    December 1st, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    Were those kids who called you a narc the same ones you bought $15 of weed off of for $40? SUCKA!

  3. Tamara Says:
    December 4th, 2006 at 3:21 am

    Happy Birthday, Jaseman!

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