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One is the Lonliest Number

I definitely saw two seagulls sitting on a pier railing, each with one leg. And today in the coffee line, the man in front of me had a missing ear. And he had psoriasis. I wish I could offer more insight, but I just can’t. Thanks for understanding.

By Danny Eagle in Front Page |
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3 Responses to “One is the Lonliest Number”

  1. Fergberries Says:
    November 28th, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    But how can they rail with only one leg each? Impossible.

  2. Monique Says:
    November 29th, 2006 at 12:27 am

    and there’s Jaysun with his one nut…

  3. Jaysun Says:
    November 29th, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    did you really just let “everyone” know about my one nut?

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