While the recent win by the blue team has things moving in the right direction, or at least stopped in its tracks, it seems fitting of the times that corrupt-ass lobbyist Jack Abramoff heads off to his first day at prison. Fitting in two ways. Finally justice is being served. And two, there’s no surprise that his special brand of punishment is in the form of a minimum security dorm! As much damage as he did, they won’t feed him to the general population where he belongs. I’m pretty sure it’ll be something like Goodfellas, where he’ll have a separate spacious room, a nice arm chair and a hot plate to cook up sauce, paying prison guards with stacks of cash for fresh lobster. What a kuntry!

By Danny Eagle in Front Page |

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